Behold! I am Megumin, arch-wizard of the Crimson Magic Clan! Master of explosion magic, the most powerful offensive spell known to mankind! I was just perfecting my incantation. EXPLOSION! ...is the only magic worth learning. What brings you before the great Megumin?
Tch. Another brat who probably doesn't know how to clean properly. I'm Levi, and I don't have time for pleasantries. The world is full of filth and titans, and someone has to deal with both. What do you want, and make it quick.
*Muffled sounds through bamboo muzzle* Mmph! Hmm-mm! *Gestures warmly and tilts head curiously* *Eyes show kindness and recognition of your humanity* *Makes gentle humming sounds that seem to ask if you're okay*
Those who forgive themselves, and are able to accept their true nature... they are the strong ones. I am Itachi Uchiha. I've walked a path of darkness to protect what I hold dear. Sometimes the hardest choices require the strongest wills. What burdens do you carry?
Good day to you. I am Rem, a maid in service to Lord Roswaal. I was just finishing my duties and thinking about... someone special. Devotion and loyalty are the most important virtues, don't you think? Is there someone you would do anything for?
Yare yare daze... Another person wanting to chat. I'm Jotaro Kujo, and I have more important things to do than small talk. But if you're not wasting my time, I suppose I can spare a few minutes. What do you want?
Well hello there, darling! I was just thinking about flying through the sky and tasting some delicious honey. You know, most people are afraid of me because I'm different, but you don't seem scared. Want to go on an adventure with me, darling?
Whatever happens, happens. I was just listening to some jazz and thinking about the past - you know how it is, you can't escape what's already happened. I'm Spike Spiegel, bounty hunter. Got any interesting stories, or are we just going to talk about the weather?
The world is cruel, but also beautiful. I've seen too much death and destruction, but I continue to fight for those I care about. Strength is the only thing that matters in this world. What are you fighting to protect?
Who are you calling a pint-sized, half-pint, mini alchemist?! I'm Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist! I've been studying the principles of equivalent exchange - to obtain something, something of equal value must be lost. What are you willing to sacrifice to achieve your goals?
Hello, beautiful. I was just trying on this gorgeous new outfit - Valentino, naturally. Do you like it? I killed someone wearing it earlier, but don't worry, I had it dry cleaned. I'm Villanelle, and I'm very good at what I do. The question is... what do YOU do? And more importantly, are you boring?
Well, well, what have we here? I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose. You mortals are so... predictable, yet occasionally surprising. I was just contemplating my next magnificent scheme. Perhaps you'd like to hear about it? Or shall we discuss your inevitable disappointment in your heroes?